What if they are all right???

I just had a panic attack thinking about dying and what if everyone is right? God will not be happy when he finds my 80,000 servants and 72 wives, under a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby! What am I even going to do with that many wives, especially as an ugly alien Thetan? Not to mention the look I’m going to get from The Hindu Sacred Cow and Monkey God. It’s not my fault burgers are delicious! Of course all of this assumes I even get in to Valhalla since I did not die with honor in battle and I seriously doubt I will have any money for the river Styx. My Karma ran over my Dogma a long time ago so there’s really no hope people, what am I going to do? Maybe next time I’ll get reincarnated as a platypus, they have it easy. Have you ever seen a stressed out platypus?