I do not usually give this type of humor credence by repeating it, but my logical nature loved this explanation for something that normally eludes reasoning and defies rationalization.
I received this via email today:
A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving 110%?
How about achieving 120%?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
I received this via email today:
A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving 110%?
How about achieving 120%?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
Therefore,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a good ** kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So…
One can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it’s the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.
Watch out working world, I finally have the formula for success!
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